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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

10.06.2025 00:50

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No way

So they tried

No, not a chance

Astronomers simulate a star's final moments as it's swallowed by a black hole: 'Breaks like an egg' - Space

Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

What makes you think that former U.S. President Donald Trump's legal team has already been laying the groundwork for an appeal in the hush money trial?

Everyone loved it.

They put up a sign reading

Catatonics & High Colonics

Why would you think you're fit to be a model?

No go.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

We've Finally Seen The Skyscraper Tsunami That Shook Earth For 9 Days - ScienceAlert

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Thumbs down again.

Why would a person always be so tired?

So, the docs changed it to read

Next, they tried...

share office space ...

Avalanche Signs Nelson - NHL.com

Hysterias & Posteriors

Still no good.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Catch Jupiter and Mercury side by side in the evening sky this week - Space

Another attempt resulted in ...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Freaks and Cheeks

I’m a 25 year old teacher teaching at boys school & I have colleagues younger than me. I caught one of my students telling her he wanted her as his teacher instead & it hurt my feelings. They compliment her a lot. It makes me jealous. What do I do?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Still no good

FDA chief wary of federal recommendations for Covid-19 vaccines - Politico

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Then came..

Loons and Moons

Why do so many people seem to hate Nickelback? They're competent and entertaining, and while they certainly aren't the absolute best music, they're still a fun listen.

Just Forget it!

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Unacceptable again!

Minds and Behinds

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.