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10.06.2025 00:50

No way
So they tried
No, not a chance
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Everyone loved it.
They put up a sign reading
Catatonics & High Colonics
Why would you think you're fit to be a model?
No go.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Thumbs down again.
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Why would a person always be so tired?
So, the docs changed it to read
Next, they tried...
share office space ...
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Another attempt resulted in ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Freaks and Cheeks
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Then came..
Loons and Moons
Just Forget it!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Unacceptable again!
Minds and Behinds
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.